By reading, sharing, and making derivatives of this work, you agree that you will not acknowledge my authorship of this work, or make any reference to me existing at any time, at all. You see I'm really uncomfortable with the idea of existing or being referred to so just pretend you found this in an archaeological dig or something and you don't know who wrote it, or else you are obliged to destroy any records of this work's existence and allow it to be lost to the winds of time, like idk the ashes of the Library of Alexandria or something.
In ancient times, text was shared by on-demand handwritten copying. People could, and often did, do random fucking changes because it was funny. I have decided to do something similar with this work. By reading it, you are legally obligated to plagiarise it.